I don’t care if I’m sleeping.. If I’m having my own problems or if I’m angry at you.. If you need me and if you need to talk to me I’ll always be there for you. No matter how big or how small your problem is.. I’ll be there.
(Source: mmapatac)
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
I think your housemate and I are going to be good friends
oh shoot……whaaaaaaaaat
reblogging again cause WHOOOOAAAAAAA
(Source: thejediramblings)
